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I think that I finally hit rock bottom this morning. Last night, I returned home and retrieved a phone message from my Aunt Betty. She had just returned from an eleven-day visit to Russia, and I had been dreading this call since the day that she left. My aunt's message sounded surprisingly chipper, considering the poor state she had been in prior to her departure. I had no idea of the bombshell that she was about to drop on me. "Oh Avery, I feel so good," she said. "I had a really good time on my trip. I'm in a sexual relationship with a man, and it is wonderful!" » more...

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