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Above: Get us working for you…except for our accounting department. You probably don't want them working for you.

After admitting that it played an integral role in helping to cook Enron's books, the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce agreed to establish an "ethics hotline" to ensure that the bank remains a good corporate citizen. The following are some of the conversations that have taken place on the hotline thus far: » more...

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