Governor Schwarzenegger Renames State "Cow-lee-phone-yaw"
Above: Governor Schwarzenegger has always had a way with words
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (SP) — Arnold Schwarzenegger became internationally famous by engaging in countless violent confrontations with his on-screen adversaries, while also doing great violence to the English language. Thanks to the result of California's recent gubernatorial election, Gov. Schwarzenegger will not be doing more of either anytime soon.
New Art Form Graces Pages of Satiric Press
TORONTO, ON (SP) — A new art form finds a forum in today's Satiric Press. The highly experimental form, "Wingding Art", has taken
galleries by storm in London, Paris, and New York, and we are pleased to enlighten the unwashed hordes that constitute the Satiric Press
Above: A fine example of "Wingding Art"
Quick Hits: A Brief Satiric Take on Current Events, Volume 3
Above: Liberal Leader Paul Martin has managed to appeal to young voters by performing magic tricks and keeping up with the latest fashion trends.
This week's edition of Quick Hits includes Paul Martin seeking to bridge the generation gap as Canada's next Prime Minister, radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh returning to do what he does best, and a legal challenge that pitted the Ten Commandments against the U.S. Bill of Rights.
Quincy K. Xavier on brief hiatus...
Mr. Xavier will return to the pages of SP next issue. We apologize for any incontinence.