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Editorial by QED: Requiem for an Air Miles Junkie

Above: Lend me your ears, and your Air Miles

For years, I vowed that it would never happen. No matter how many times I was asked by the cashier at my local convenience store. No matter how intense the pressure exerted upon me by my family, friends, colleagues, and casual acquaintances. No matter how great the weight of society’s expectations, I would not break down and sign up for an Air Miles card. » more...

29-Year-Olds Opting for Twenty-tenth Birthdays as Way of Extending Youth

TORONTO, ON (SP) — In a growing trend, people in their late twenties are opting out of leaving youth behind. Instead of thirtieth birthdays, this segment of the population is holding twenty-tenth birthdays. Held a year after the twenty-ninth birthday, a twenty-tenth extends one's twenties a full year, with the option to hold a twenty-eleventh birthday the following year. » more...

Quick Hits: A Brief Satiric Take on Current Events

Above: Will NRA President Charleton Heston move to New Hamshire if the state abolishes all of its gun laws?

This edition of Quick Hits includes items about Sean “P. Diddy” Combs (P. Diddy’s Posse to Run NYC Marathon In His Place), the Governator (It’s Not a Tumour, and I’m Not a Groper!), and those gun-loving Libertarians (Home on the Shooting Range). » more...

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