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Above: Secretary of Education Van Damme and Press Secretary Chan
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (SP) — Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger took an important step forward in his campaign to become the next governor of California by announcing the members of his proposed cabinet. With names like Jean Claude Van Damme and Jackie Chan, few of his appointees have much in the way of political experience, but they are all seasoned veterans of the entertainment industry, and household names by virtue of their celebrity status.
Above: Christopher Reeve plays a cyborg conscripted by the Israeli Army
RAMALLAH, West Bank (SP) — Christopher Reeve achieved fame and fortune by playing Superman on the big screen. He now hopes that his film career will take flight once again by playing another famous man of steel in Robocop 4: Holy War.