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Ontario Court Solemnizes Corporate Mergers

TORONTO, ON (SP) — In a landmark decision by the Ontario Court of Appeal, affiliated corporations have won the right to be legally married. » more...

U.S., Israeli, Palestinian Leaders’ Wives: Husbands Refuse to Ask Directions, Insist on Relying on Map

SHARM EL-SHEIKH, Egypt (SP) — The wives of current and former U.S., Israeli, and Palestinian leaders complain that their husbands consistently refuse to stop and ask for directions, insisting instead on consulting a tattered and out-of-date "4 P's Gas 'n' Go" road map. "This road map, 4 P's or whatever, is completely useless, and yet Georgey will just not pull over and ask someone for directions," said Laura Bush, wife of U.S. President George W. Bush. » more...

Above: The bane of Laura, Lily, and Suha's road-trip existence.

Senate to Review Terrorist Links to Easter Bunny

WASHINGTON, DC (SP) — Yesterday, the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence announced plans to conduct an extensive review of CIA and FBI reports regarding alleged links between the Easter Bunny and the al-Qaeda terrorist network. » more...

TTC to Run “Our Employees Write” Ads

TORONTO, ON (SP) — The Toronto Transit Commission today announced the launch of a series of informational subway and bus advertisements titled "Our Employees Write". Modelled after the series "Our Riders Write," in which transit users griped about other riders, the new series will give TTC employees a forum in which to complain about the rudeness and unhelpfulness of fellow employees. » more...

Cher, Madonna, Stephen Hawking Form Musical Super Group

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (SP) — What could two divas and a theoretical physicist possibly have in common? In the case of Cher, Madonna and Stephen Hawking, apparently it’s a mutual passion for singing with the aid of computers. Calling themselves the Three Synthesizers, the trio will be embarking upon a world tour later this summer that will see them visit 83 cities and six continents in support of their new album, ‘Synthcerely’. » more...

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