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WASHINGTON, DC (SP) — O.J. Simpson, former National Football League star running back, is to join U.S. and British forces in searching for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction (WMD), U.S. President George W. Bush announced today.
Simpson, acquitted in October 1995 of the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman, has devoted his time since the trial to searching the golf courses of America for the "real killers".
"O.J.'s tenacity and dedication will give us a real boost. Just as he has been doggedly searching the fairways from coast to coast all these years, so have the brave men and women of the U.S. forces been searching the oil fields of Iraq for the WMD. We know those weapons are out there somewhere, and by God we're gonna find 'em," said Bush.